Adam B.

Amazing Aaron

Amazing Aaron was an acrobat,

He shimmied along tightropes

And taught aerobics.

He flew airplanes

And antagonized other acrobats.

As you can see he was very arrogant,

But he always flew airplanes

And taught aerobics

And antagonized others arrogantly.

Soon he was antagonized by a big newspaper.

Aaron read an article by 21 people who obviously disliked him.

So he hopped on an airplane headed for Amsterdam with his assistant

Where he easily impressed other acrobats

He did many things on a trapeze

And did not antagonize acrobats anymore.

He simply did tricks with his assistant

With animals, airplanes, avocados, automobiles, and alligators

Best of all, everyone liked him a lot

Because of his tricks.

But more because he stopped antagonizing.