September
David
Ugh! 7th grade paired with Luke all 10 periods! Again! He always gets the better of me, always! His luck is the size of 25 African elephants riding a blue whale! While mine is the size of an ant’s pupil or if I'm lucky enough, which I'm not an ant’s antenna. This year starts off like every other year, Luke wins! But this year there's a new girl, whoop dee doo. With my luck she will end up like a know it all. I HATE those. Or she will end up like James, a bully and enormous jerk.
Tomorrow is picture day. Every year I wear my D-BOMB shirt; it's my favorite shirt or the only shirt I wear. It's a red shirt with a yellow center saying D BOMB. Nothing ever goes my way, NEVER!
Luke
I looooooooooove school! The only bad part about it is David, you know? He is a human statue; he doesn't move or talk, but he breathes, that's what annoys me the most. By the way, what's up with the new girl. She is staring off into outer space like some kind of robot.
By the way. I'm the teachers pet no matter what subject... reading, writing, math, homeroom, science, social studies, and music (even though I don't play an instrument). I’m #1!
Here's how periods stack up report card style
Period 1 Homeroom B- ...Why?... it's ten minutes long!
Period 2 Writing B … Why?... I like writing, but publishing form is where
teachers go nuts!
Period 3 Social Studies A-... Why?...We have to do what the teacher wants us
to, but I love learning this stuff!
Period 4 Lunch D- ...Why? … No learning! Ahhhhhhh!
Period 5 Reading A... Why? … Let your imagination roam free.
Period 6 Math A+ … Why? … You know why.
Period 7 Science D … Why? … I love animals, but why learn about
something I know about?
Period 8 Gym A … Why? … I'm great at sports and I'm the fastest.
Period 9 Music C … Why? … I don't play a instrument.
Period 10 Art A … Why? … Let your imagination roam free.
Period 11 Dismissal F- … Why? … I love school.
Julia
I hate being the new girl. I've experienced it before; my dad's in the in the army so we have to move a lot.
Let's get this straight I am not a girly girl, I'm not mean, I'm not an average girl, I'm full of surprises, at least that's what my mom tells me. You will know what that means later in the story. Plus, I'm not shy. When the principal walked me in my homeroom, class 227, teacher Mr. Morganheim, the steel plate stayed on the front of the classroom board.
“Hi,” I said, no answer. I asked, “What are your names?” Still there was no answer. “What are your names!?” I repeated. One girl stood up and said, “You’re awkward, “New kids are meant to be shy!” I felt so embarrassed I stared at the floor. This school is a tough nut to crack. but I’ll get my way.
James
School... a great place to trash dummies.
Operation A David
David
The new girl keeps staring at me. During all 10 periods... she watched me eat during lunch, roll my pencil during math, and do push ups in gym. No matter what I did, she wouldn’t stop starting until the end of the day.
Julia, I think that was her name, walked over and said hi! I said nothing. “Do you even blink? Ughk!” I finally said. She screeched and ran out of the room.
Julia
I saw potential in him and he responds with, “Do you even blink? Ughk!” I screamed and ran out of the room. I was almost to the buses when I ran into James. James picked me up and threw me straight on my nose. When I saw it was bloody, I was fuming. It got worse when brainiac Luke walked by saying, “You taking a nap or doing the world's slowest pushup?” I was ready to explode on like the tenth day of school.
October
Luke
Remember what I said about science being a D? Erase that from your memory and replace it with A++. During our solids, liquids, and gas unit he showed us this slide show that he saved from his old school from last year. The first slide was about solids, then the second about liquids, and the last slide was about gases, but wait it gets better the picture for that page was a man with a weird face…
Farting!!!! OMG! This guy is insane! Everyone laughed, except David. I simply walked over and flicked him in the nose. He got crazy upset and kicked me in the shin. He got a DETENTION!!!! I heard an applause in my head.
James
I got detention today for slamming my pencil into the blackboard. It cracked. Then, the know it all Luke said, “Hey! I was going to draw a periodic table on that!” Then I snatched his stupid string bean arm and flung him into the blackboard which made a bigger dent. I got detention and doctor annoying went to the nurse.The best part about it was that he started crying! Don’t ask me why I smashed my pencil in the blackboard, but it had to do with string bean.
Luke
James is the biggest bully ever he threw me directly into the blackboard! The next day I came in with a wait for it … arm cast … can you believe it!? That's kind of good, but mostly bad because... pro - signatures...con - that deletes Lunch, Reading, and Math. Science is still the best because we made a maze out of toothpicks and put an ant in it and timed how long it would take for it to get out. The time was 2 minutes, 47 seconds with 4 dead ends. Then we threw in a second ant and did it again with two ants; the ant we put in before won! I mean ants are not dumb they remember things too!
David
Last month I was kind of mean when I said that comment about Julia. It's been dragging with me ever since. So during recess I asked her if she wanted to play. She said, “Yes.” Instead of playing, we talked. We talked about Luke and James. Julia started talking about how James is a bully and Luke is a know it all. She told me to try to stand up for myself and that if I don't they will will keep on bothering me. She said, “You have to think positive, your sour attitude makes them stronger.” But, how do I think positive when they have so much more than me?
“I bet you have more siblings.”
“No, Luke has two brothers and one sister. James has one brother and one sister, while I have none,” I replied.
“I bet you have more pets.”
“No, James has a dog and Luke has a turtle hamster and the family dog,” I explained. Rinnnnnnnng! The bell rang and everyone went back inside.
“Well, try to be positive,” she suggested. :>.
What I didn't know was that James was watching.
James
That little sour puss thinks he’s going to beat me, ha I have more than one ace up my sleeve. In fact I have all 4 maybe 5 or 6
November
David
I simply hate school but the month of November was one to remember.
I was putting my math stuff away when I heard something. I peeked around the corner and I see… James and Luke talking about me being a wimp. They knew I was there, but what they didn’t know was that Julia was there too.
She scampered up to them. I can already see her grave. I’m going stay out of this, I prefer to keep on breathing. But, Julia kept talking and talking, and pushed James. I pictured this like a battle. Julia used punch attack with 225 damage. James used low kick and knocked Julia off balance and fell with 359 damage. James used choke attack with 492 damage. Julia used uppercut attack with 599 damage, which is a critical hit. Next, James used throw attack and with 410 damage. Then, Julia used strangle attack with 1,000 damage. James fainted, Julia beat the master of combat! When I snapped out of my daze, James sat on the lockers. “Ow, ow, ow, ow,” he wailed. Did Julia actually do it? Where did Luke go? Ah... no one cares.
Julia
I saw them talking about David. They thought they could get away with it, well they've got another thing coming.
Luke
Julia ran toward us, steaming mad! I wanted to stay out of this, so I ran and hid. I knew
David was listening so I had said that stuff loud enough for him to hear me.
Julia
I don't know where Luke went, who cares! First I punched him; that's when he got mad. He kicked me in the shin and it hurt. I fell over like a turtle. That gave him the opportunity to punch me again. I got up and threw an uppercut at him. James used the lockers to stay balanced. Then I punched him again, but he took me by the shirt and threw me on the ground and kicked me multiple times. I got up and choked him by jumping on his back and he fell, then ran away.
James
The puny new girl beat me up in a fight. Now it’s payback time.
December
December was removed because of December break :)
January
James
Now for the payback. I see her walking down the hall and...
February
James
Payback again in three, two, one...! Results... payback... fail... punishment... beat up... I'm just going to stop. But, when I look down the hallway I see Julia putting her binder away and I get mad. I imagine her over an open fire and I'm a wolf-ready to feast.
Okay that's kind of weird now that I think about it. It just seemed better the first time I thought about it!
Luke
Wondering where I was when they were fighting in fourth period Lunch? Today’s lunch is typical. I eat my lunch alphabetical order and girls fire carrot sticks at Martin. Peter and Justin practice lame karate moves. Last week Justin went to the nurse trying to do a roundhouse kick . Avery and Jones have a food fight. Roberto steals Winston's lunch. And... David sits there, sad and alone.
April
David
My mom forced me to wear this stupid short sleeve plaid shirt, can you imagine! I HATE MY MOM!!!!!!!! Today Mr. Morganheim had one of those smirks on his face. Whenever I see that idiotic look. I know that means trouble. “Okay class, settle down,” he said as he started checking attendance.
“Alby,”... Alby raised his hand. “Brett,”... Brett raised his hand. “David,”... I didn’t raise my hand. “Doug,”... Doug was absent. “Gabe,”... Gabe raised his hand. “Harold,”... Harold raised his hand. “Isabell,”... Isabell raised her hand. “James,”...James shrugged. “Julia,”... “Here,” she exclaimed. “ Lillian,”...Lillian was absent. “Russ,”...Russ was absent. “Sam,” Sam raised his hand. “Trevor,”...Trevor raised his hand. “Winston,”... Winston raised his hand.
“Today we are going to make a special project, and whoever wins gets a prize, “Mr. Morganheim explained. James looked excited, twirling his fingers. He wants to win until he hears it’s a kindness project. James sits back down. “What’s the prize?” questions Brett.
First prize is a 15 dollar gift card. Second prize is a homework pass and third prize is a rainbow pencil. I know James is fishing for the 15 dollar gift card. The way it works is through our kind deeds. Whoever does the most kind deeds, comes in first. I know a thing or two about James, he loves winning, and he will do anything to do it.
Julia
I am going to win, and there's no way James is ever going to stop me.
James
I need that gift card, I’ll do anything for it.
Luke
Even though Julia might win, I will still get the gift card because I am the teacher's pet.
David
What’s the point? Let James' plan begin.
James’ Montage
#1 Write down that I am sorry to Luke for the arm cast.
#2 Say sorry to Julia because of the fight.
#3 Hug David for all of the mean things I did to him.
#4 Ask Luke to play at recess.
#5 and so on...other unspeakable acts because I did quite a few!
James
Wow! I never thought it would be so much fun to be nice. I’m going to stay that way. That’s what I told David, Luke, and Julia. I want to stay friends, nothing more.
Ahem!! The winners of the kindness project in 3rd place we have, drum roll please, BLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Julia she gets the rainbow pencil! In second place, BLLLLLLLLLL!! James. And that means he gets the homework pass! I thought for sure I’d win, but I didn’t oh well, that doesn’t mean I can’t stay nice, In 1st we have, BLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Brett Bronko that means he gets the gift card!
Ah, I really wanted it but I think it’s been fun being nice. If I tell Julia, Luke, and David I might gain two new friends! eh, David doesn't really count. I’m just messing with you!
David
I saw James walking over to me; he did not look aggravated for a change. I won't let that affect me because he looks all cheery and boom! He hits you with a baseball bat. I don't know why a baseball bat but a baseball bat! Here he comes! And James starts this stupid speech about him wanting to be my friend and how he and I have been through a lot together over the years. News flash … it wasn't even a year yet!
BABING! It hits me the ultimate insult! “Buzz off scrambled egg, you might just rot,” I hit him with my book. But, James kept trying, so I had no choice but to say yes.
Then, I threw the curve ball. “Here’s the catch, I hang at your place and if you’re not interesting, I won’t become friends with you,” I told him.
James
So when David hung at my place I showed him my X box 1 and I showed him my Minecraft World. We both completely lost track of time, before we knew it two hours and 30 minutes went by. It was time for him to leave!
Man it was going to be so much easier to convince the others!
Julia and Luke
“I’m going to be nice,” that’s what James told us. Why can’t we be nice too? It’s nice to have some friends.
David
Ugh school, or at least what I thought was the end of the year, ended out great. We loved school. All of us have secret meetings. No one knows we meet at Luke’s house every Tuesday. It was awesome, we talked about extra credit projects and learned more about each other.
James
I’ve learned something, bullying is wrong.
Luke
I’ve learned something, there’s always something you’re not the best at.
Julia
I’ve learned something, you’re not left out, it’s in your mind, it’s how you think about it.
David
I’ve learned something, I’m not unlucky. It’s just all in my brain.
June
David
School is coming to a close. :( I love school, I love every part of it. Here are the top moments.
- Luke being slammed into the blackboard by James
- Julia beating James in a fight at school
- The ant maze project
- James saying mean things about David to Luke
- The kindness project
Luke
Today is the last day of school. The last day is the best because of the last day party! The party games were ring toss, bobbing for apples, and a cake eating contest. I won the ring toss
David
I won pin the tail on the donkey.
James
I won the cake eating contest.
Julia
I won the bobbing for apples contest.
Luke
Everyone’s good at their own thing! I love school and I always will.
All
There's just one more problem… Unpacking! Unpacking wads and wads of books and binders, but the one thing that will never change is that...I Love School!
The End
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