Robbie J.

There Is No Name for This

Bill was waiting for the cable guy while he was listening to music. Suddenly, he heard static. He knew his headphones were broken. So he jumped into his discount F16 fighter jet to leave his headphones on a Colombian island. (Obviously, Colombia is the best place to leave damaged headphones.) Unfortunately, the authorities thought he was a spy. In reality, he just bought the jet at JMart. He flew away just in time. “AAHHH!!” Bill screamed.

After his narrow escape, Bill decided he would go to an Italian airfield to park his jet while going to dinner. So, he landed and went to a diner. But this was no ordinary diner, it was a pizza diner. Bill placed his order with the waiter, “I will order the pizza...wait no the cable guy!!” Bill interrupted himself.  He was in another country, how would he get to his house to meet the cable guy?!  

He had to desert the delicious-looking pizza and instead, hopped back in his jet and flew away. On his way home, he stopped at JMart in America to buy headphones; after all he couldn´t listen to his music without them. (It was a good thing that JMart had fighter jet parking, which just happened to be one street over from his castle.)

¨Hello!¨ Bill said, slightly out of breath. The cable guy looked at Bill angrily, “I’ve benn waiting for an hour!” “Sorry, I had to fly to Italy for some pizza. It’s a long story.”  The cable guy eventually fixed the T.V. while Bill, he got his long-awaited pizza...and broke the T.V.! Again.

Bill was waiting for the cable guy while he was listening to music....