Tasty Portal
“Hummmm” my mom said, “I will make a Gingerbread Man.” My mom called me and said: “Go decorate the tree.” I went to the family room and started decorating. Just then something kicked my leg and screamed, “Hey, you…” I interrupted and said, “Who are you?” He said, “I am a Gingerbread man your mom baked. As I was saying, follow me!” I followed the gingerbread man. We went into a portal. Out of the portal was...his house! He tried to take me in, but I said, “It’s too small!” “Oh yeah, I forgot.” “You can not eat my backup house.” “Okay”, but I could not resist and started to eat it. He yelled, “What are you doing??” I screamed, “EATING YOUR BACKUP HOUSE!!” “Okay, okay!” But I said don’t eat it!” “But I already ate it.” “I am so mad at you! He screamed. I continued to eat his house. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
I ate the whole thing. Then...ate him! The gingerbread police came in. “You are under arrest,” said the police. “Illegal eating!” Psst...illegal eating? Plus the cuffs are too small for me. “Oh no,” said the police, and ran away. “I am going back home.” I said, “Geronimooooooooooooooooo!” I screamed. I came back out of the portal, walked back to the tree and said: “I WANT TO GO BACK!!” I rushed into the portal. When I came out I saw the police. They had a suspicious face. They said, “Get him!” They ran to me. I crushed them with my shoes. I decided to come out. When I came out I locked the portal, so nobody will go in. I said, “I wonder if I will go there next year, it sure was tasty!
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